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7 Days of Creation
- On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
- On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
- On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth
(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
- On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the dog.
- On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might
or might not retrieve it.
- On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog
healthy and the man broke.
- On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
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